Saturday, 29 November 2008

Question: Why do people keep asking me for hugs??



It seems that people have me mistaken with someone who enjoys such demeaning tasks. 'Hugging' friends and family is different, but being met by a stranger who asks "Can I have a hug?" will always result in the immediate answer of 'no', unless of course they decide to metaphorically rape you by placing their arms around you in a threatening fashion and mutters
"Give me a fuckin' hug or else!"

Perhaps more humiliating is a grown man asking you for a hug - I don't know the mechanics of such an odd request, whether this is some subtle adolescent attempt to ask you to have some sort of intercourse with them, or perhaps they really are a total woman...and want a hug.

I'm sorry, I do not give hugs on tap, nor period, so why don't these people jump the gun and instead of asking hugaphobics like myself, they should be asking the kinds of people who list 'hugs and cuddles' as general interests.

To put it bluntly, why don't you stop asking me for hugs and start asking yourself where on earth you have misplaced your own balls.

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